A different kind of WoW

 In World of Warcraft there is a Holiday that is loved by all the Citizens of Azeroth and Kalimdor, and that holiday is called Brewfest. In Brewfest there are many achievements you can earn, and mounts, as well as titles. But there can be many draw backs to the Brewfest. Let me give you a few examples. When you decide to get your character drunk your screen becomes very blurry and hazy...
On top of that, when you try to type things out your words do not always come out the way you wanted it to. Another set back to drinking in World of Warcraft are two more things, One you will get pwned in the face by this guy.--------------------->(The Arrow is Pointing to that sweet looking Orc.)

  The second is seeing what I think everyone would hate... and that is your gnomes. Yuck! gnomes everywhere!! 


 

The different kind of WoW I wanted to talk about with you all today is called the Word of Wisdom. Just what is the Word of Wisdom and why is it important for us to obey it?  The Word of Wisdom is a Health code, as well as a commandment that we follow. In the Word of Wisdom there are five major things to avoid if we want to be free from Satan's grasp, as well as things that we need to do... and in return we are promised some wonderful blessings.  So What are these five things to avoid? Well let me tell you. 1)Tobacco 2)Coffee 3)Tea 4)Illegal drugs 5)Alcohol. We are counseled to eat meat sparingly and eat grains and fruits in the proper season. The Lord promises us these specific blessings if we take the counsel that is given to us.

D&C 89:18-21=Promises for keeping the commandments that God has given us.

18And all saints who remember to keep and do these sayings, walking in obedience to the commandments, ^ashall receive ^bhealth in their navel and marrow to their bones;

 19And shall ^afind ^bwisdom and great ^ctreasures of ^dknowledge, even hidden treasures;

 20And shall ^arun and not be ^bweary, and shall walk and not faint.

 21And I, the Lord, give unto them a promise, that the ^adestroying angel shall ^bpass by them, as the children of Israel, and not slay them. Amen.

My friends, I know that this is very true. If everyone Members of the LDS church or not would keep this then all of us would receive the blessings that the Lord has promised us. (Not to mention you might not get owned by an enemy player if your character kept the Word of Wisdom or WoW for short.) I can promise you that you will find yourself a much happier person like this guy here if you keep the Word of Wisdom.